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{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}
{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
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