{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Ource","displaytitle":"Ource","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1808825","titles":{"canonical":"Ource","normalized":"Ource","display":"Ource"},"pageid":21180003,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/Ource-french-river.jpg/330px-Ource-french-river.jpg","width":320,"height":215},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/Ource-french-river.jpg","width":1541,"height":1033},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1242216027","tid":"25f901b1-6300-11ef-85b5-01fd6255dad8","timestamp":"2024-08-25T16:36:16Z","description":"River in France","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":48.09611111,"lon":4.38083333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ource","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ource?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ource?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ource"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ource","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ource","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ource?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ource"}},"extract":"The Ource is a 100 km (62 mi) long river in northeastern France, a right tributary of the river Seine. Its source is in the Haute-Marne department, 2 km south of Poinson-lès-Grancey. It flows generally northwest. It joins the Seine at Bar-sur-Seine.","extract_html":"
The Ource is a 100 km (62 mi) long river in northeastern France, a right tributary of the river Seine. Its source is in the Haute-Marne department, 2 km south of Poinson-lès-Grancey. It flows generally northwest. It joins the Seine at Bar-sur-Seine.
"}{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}
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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}