Twyford is a village and former civil parish, now in the parish of Twyford and Thorpe, in the Melton district, in the county of Leicestershire, England. The name is derived from the two fords in the village. There are two churches in the village; St Andrew, which is a Grade I listed building with some parts dated from the 12th century, and a Methodist church. The village is in the south of the parish of Twyford and Thorpe. In 1931 the parish had a population of 282. On 1 April 1936 the parish was abolished to from \"Twyford and Thorpe\".
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